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Meet Teddy!

2010 August 25
by Alison Neale

Meet the newest addition to our family … Teddy! Teddy came from West Oxon Cats Protection and is gorgeous!

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Truck 13 review – Day 1

2010 July 27

Wow. This weekend we went to Truck 13, my 8th Truck festival. If you’ve never heard of it, Truck is a small music festival held in Oxfordshire. It was the creation of two brothers, Robin and Joe Bennett, who wanted to be able to play in their band at a festival, but knew they’d never be picked for Glastonbury – so they created their own mini-Glasto! Truck is a fantastic mix of music, covering everything from rap to folk, and it’s really family-friendly too. The locals get involved as well – the Oxford Rotary Club man the food stalls and bar, and the Steventon vicar sells ice creams on the sweet stall!

Anyway, we had a fabulous time at Truck 13 last weekend. Here’s a quick rundown of who we saw.

For the first time ever, we decided to camp. Now, we only live about half an hour from the site, so I’ve never seen the point, but the kids really wanted to camp this year and eventually I gave in. Big mistake, because the campsite was really noisy, I remembered just why I hate camping so much, I got about half an hour’s sleep all night, all I could think about was my warm cosy bed just 30 minutes away and some drunk managed to fall INTO our tent, not only breaking it but possibly breaking Steve’s ribs too. Gah. So that was the only downside of the weekend. Thought I’d get that bit over with quickly!

The upside of the camping thing was that we were there nice and early so had time to set up the tents and have a good wander and a beer before the music started. First stop of the day was the Village Pub stage to see Silent Alliance, never heard of them but they were fabulous and definitely in my top 5 acts of the weekend! Quite an 80s influence both in look and sound, with a touch of the Killers about them, all good stuff in my book. I’ll be looking out for their album (as they apparently forgot to bring any CDs with them!)

We then popped out to the smelly old Barn stage for a quick look at Ace Bushy Striptease, simply because of their intriguing name. Was a bit too loud and shouty for me so early in the day though!

Then back to the Village Pub for Alphabet Backwards. We saw this local (Didcot!) band last year and they really impressed us; this time they packed out the tent and had everyone up and dancing, really fun! Good to see a band enjoying themselves so much too.

After that we caught the end of Charley Coombs and the New Breed‘s set. Charley is brother of Gaz Coombes of Supergrass fame and in fact Charley played with Supergrass at Truck last year. His new band is very new but sounded really established, a similar-ish sound to Supergrass I reckon. One to look out, for definitely! (And talking of Gaz, he was there with his family, watching his brother play – and we’re convinced he was wearing exactly the same outfit he wore on stage a year ago!)

Next came an act that’s been on the line-up every year I’ve been to Truck yet I’ve never managed to see it. Of course, it’s the madness that is Thomas Truax. Completely nuts this guy is. He plays instruments made of old gramophones (the Hornicator) and bicycles and washing machines. His music is unique – as well as playing the odd contraptions he yodels, howls like a wolf and is generally very entertaining! Glad I finally managed to see him!

Before we came to Truck, Steve had bought a few CDs from bands who had been announced as playing, and I’d listened to a few on Spotify. So our next on the list was the first of the bands in the Battle of the Shoes competition. Before the festival, Steve really liked the sound of this lot; I wasn’t impressed and preferred Blood Red Shoes. Anyway, we saw Good Shoes first and they were better than I expected …. Steve really liked them …. but I still wasn’t entirely won over. Sorry!

Next up was the Bennett Brothers’ latest incarnation, Dreaming Spires. When they started Truck they were in a band called Whispering Bob, then that became Goldrush who were a huge favourite of mine. Sadly Goldrush has gone, I fear, and the brothers went on to do various other things. The Dreaming Spires are in a similar vein to Goldrush – country-tinged rock – and very pleasant, but I do miss the old songs!

After a beer and a bit of a wander round we found ourselves outside the Beat Hive listening to some atmospheric electronica coming from Active Child. Very nice. We were actually there waiting for Mr Shaodow – personal (Facebook/Twitter) friend you know! LOL – and his crew. I’ve seen Mr Shaodow a couple of times now. I’m probably not his target audience – I’m not really into rap and am obviously approaching middle age rather than one of da kidz – but I actually really like what he does, it’s intelligent stuff and when he and his mate LeeN do their freestyling it’s impressive and sometimes very funny! So we threw some shapes and suggested mad topics for freestyling (SHEEP!!)  and were banging to Mr Shaodow for a while, which was very cool!

Next I wanted to see a trio of bands in the Barn – Darwin Deez, 65 Days of Static and Mercury Rev’s Clearlight Orchestra. The queue to get in was enormous though so I decided not to bother. Ah well. Instead I caught the end of Stornoway‘s set – seen them before, they’re okay but don’t hugely excite me – and then was completely blown away by Bellowhead! Now, Steve and I had both listened to some of their stuff on Spotify and decided it really wasn’t our cup of tea – sea shanties, I ask you! – but seeing this stuff live was a whole different story and we were up and dancing, it really was one of the most spectacularly entertaining sets I’ve ever seen. I’ll definitely look out for them and see them live again!

And so we came to the final act of the day (on the main stage anyway) and the one I had been looking forward to most of all … the mighty Mew. I first came across Mew when I was working part time at a local radio station and the manager there gave me a stack of demo CDs to sort through. One of them was “Am I Wry? No!” and I simply adored it. I bought their first album, “Frengers” and it is still one of my favourite albums ever. I then saw Mew a couple of times live, at Reading Uni and Oxford Zodiac, and was mesmerised by the rich soundscape, dream-like visuals  and almost ethereal vocals that were perhaps the most important instrument in the band. I’d been raving about Mew to the family and was really REALLY excited about seeing them on the truck stage. …. Oh my, what a disappointment. I don’t know if the sound levels were set up incorrectly or if the band just weren’t suited to playing outdoors, but the vocals were completely inaudible at times – you only knew the guy was singing because you could see his mouth move – and without the vocals the rest just sounded messy. There were a couple of good moments – Wry and 156 were okay and Comforting Sounds was a fitting finale (though the following encore was not so good) but overall I was just left deeply disappointed because Mew just seemed to be, well, a bit average really. Bah humbug.

So that was the end of our first day at Truck. 12 bands, one fabulous new discovery (Silent Alliance), one big disappointment and lots of sea shanties and dancing! Not a bad start to the weekend.

More to come after the sleepless night that was Truck camping!

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Truck 13 review – day 2

2010 July 27

So I woke up on Sunday morning, having had about half an hour’s sleep, in a bit of a grump. Soon sorted that out with a bacon roll, coffee and an iced coffee milkshake from the Rotary people, yum! We had been worried about the weather over the weekend but Sunday turned out to be as lovely as Saturday, if not warmer.

We started the day in the Village Pub stage again with another band we’d never heard of – Minor Coles. Really impressive – good bouncy rock, not too heavy but had its moments, and the two guitarists also alternated with the singing – one had a quite soft sweet voice and the other’s was harder and rockier but could go gentle too. Made for some nice harmonies. Was good to have Joe Bennett doing a trumpet guest spot too!

Next up was Borderville on the main stage. Second time I’ve seen this band and they didn’t disappoint. They have a unique sound, hard to describe, (slightly piratey, Katie says, and she’s right!) great to listen to whilst lying on the grass in the sun with a beer!

After that we had a bit of a loll around in the DandyLion lounge and heard bits and pieces of music around us and had a chat with other Truckers. Then back to the Village Pub for Sound of Guns who were possibly one of my favourites of the weekend. Very rocky, realy melodic too, lots of stand out songs. I’ve been listening to their album on Spotify since we got back, and am still impressed. The main singer put a lot of energy into the performance even though the tent was only half full – and it must have been thirsty work, at one point he walked over to the crowd, picked up someone’s beer and took a big swig of it! Rock and roll …

Back to the main stage for the band formerly known as Shouting Myke, A Silent Film. They are very tuneful in a Coldplayesque sort of way, but a bit more edgy. Enjoyable without being especially memorable. Then our only visit of the day to the Barn for Little Fish, who are a superb Oxford band. The female singer, Juju, looks like a tiny scrap of a thing on stage but has the most incredibly powerful voice, and really rocks her guitar too. Drum and keyboards fill in the gaps and it all makes a lot of very pleasurable noise!

We spent the rest of the day back at the main stage. Danny and the Champions of the World are always good for a singalong dancealong session but I felt they were a little muted this time round, despite a rousing finale with the Truck Monster present – but maybe the tiredness was just getting to me by then. Steve went up the front for Los Campesinos! and came back raving about them – I thought they were okay but nothing overly special, but maybe I’d have enjoyed them more if I’d been moshing up the front rather than listening sedately from the back! We sneaked in some dinner between bands – one of the delicious veggie curry boxes from the Rotary stand, lentil dahl, onion bhajis, chapatti and mega hot chilli chutney, yum!  Finally, part two of the Battle of the Shoes – Blood Red Shoes, a boy/girl duet (guitar/vocals and drums) who I thought were really really good. Catchy yet quite dark songs, lots of energy, and a couple of choruses that stuck in my head long after their set ended. Definitely a band I’ll be following. Steve, of course, still prefers Good Shoes!

And that was it for us. Neither Steve or I were ever fans of Teenage Fan Club ad so we all decided that we’d had a fabulous weekend, seen loads of great bands and were all happy and ready to go home. No doubt Teenage Fan Club were amazingly good and we missed a treat, but given that I couldn’t name a single song by them, it’s no great loss to me really!

So finally, to sum up, here are my five favourite bands of the weekend (this is going to be tough!)

1. Sound of Guns

2. Bellowhead

3. Silent Alliance

4. Alphabet Backwards

5. Mr Shaodow … or Blood Red Shoes … or Little Fish … or Borderville … or Minor Coles … or Thomas Truax.

OK they were all fab! Now roll on Truck 14!!

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Truck 13 photos

2010 July 27
by Alison Neale

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Proud mum part 2

2010 July 20
by Alison Neale

Now it’s my turn to be proud of Dan!

His school held a prize-giving assembly today and he came home with a bucket load of certificates for great effort in maths, IT etc, plus a special award for swimming, plus … da da daaaaaa! a trophy fpor being Year 7 Student of the Year!

They had a special “celebrity” guest there giving out the trophies … Colin Greenwood from Radiohead. Ahem. Anyway, here’s Dan getting his trophy! I am a very proud mum :)

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I am a proud mum!

2010 June 25
by Alison Neale

Katie is at her school prom tonight and I am a very proud mum. Katie’s not had an easy time recently – we moved to Oxfordshire from Hampshire 5 years ago, leaving behind all her friends, and she found it very difficult adapting to life in the countryside and took ages making new friends. She’s also had to deal with my disaster of a marriage and  having to move house again, as well as all sorts of problems that come from having a brother with ADHD and mild autism.

Throughout all this she has worked really hard at school and now she has a lovely bunch of friends, a boyfriend who adores her and the prospect of really good grades in her GCSEs. I am so proud of her!

Just wanted to show her off a bit … here’s a couple of pics of her and James on their way to tonight’s prom. Her dress cost a fortune but it was worth every penny to see her looking so beautiful tonight :)

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CBR Redrock dual suspension bike – death trap. Avoid at all costs.

2010 June 24
by Alison Neale

Putting this post up in the hope that it will prevent anyone else buying a CBR Red Rock bike (available from Littlewoods catalogue) as, IMHO, it could well be a deathtrap.

Dan (aged nearly 13) was in need of a new bike and because I couldn’t afford to go out and buy one outright I ordered the CBR Redrock mountain bike from the Littlewoods catalogue. Bike arrived but was faulty – the disc brake pads on the front were sticking out too far for me to actually mount the front wheel on the forks. So bike went back and another was ordered. This one was much easier to put together and everything about it seemed fine. Dan loved it and spent a couple of weeks riding it.

Last night he came home in floods of tears. He had gone to brake but the front brake lever had locked up and then literally sheared off in his hand. The plastic bracket that attached the brake lever to the handlebars simply snapped off. Luckily Dan was only riding slowly and on the pavement at the time. If he had been going fast, or was in traffic, then the result could have been catastrophic.

I’ve now phoned Littlewoods to ask them to collect this deathtrap of a bike and remove it from my account, and we will be going to a proper bike shop at the weekend and buying a proper bike that is  going to be durable and safe and fit for purpose.

The CBR Redrock mountain bike, as shown on the Littlewoods website

So …. if you’re looking for info on the CBR Redrock mountain bike my advice would be to steer well clear of it, it’s not well built and it’s not fit for purpose. In fact, it has design faults that make it downright dangerous. My lad could have had a serious accident on this bike. I’d hate to think it could happen to anyone else.

Snapped brake lever - actually the black plastic bracket that attaches it to the handlebars is the bit that has sheared off.

Snapped brake lever - actually the black plastic bracket that attaches it to the handlebars is the bit that has sheared off.

The CBR Redrock mountain bike - looks nice, but actually a death trap. Note the brake lever hanging down by the wheel.

The CBR Redrock mountain bike - looks nice, but actually a death trap. Note the brake lever hanging down by the wheel.

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World Cup 2010 … a bit, well, dull really!

2010 June 15
by Alison Neale

I was SO excited about the World Cup last week, and really enjoyed the SA and England games (apart from that result!) … but otherwise it’s all been a bit dull really. France v Uruguay was dire, NZ v. Slovakia was dreadful and as for the hotly anticipated Portugal v. Ivory Coast ….. pah. What a let down.

So what’s it all about? Why is the world’s most exciting football tournament so blinking boring? Is it problems with playing at altitude, or the new balls, as many of the pundits have said?

I reckon it’s those vuvuzelas myself. The constant buzz, like a swarm of wasps ready to attack, did annoy me at first but I’ve started filtering it out now. Trouble is, while the vuvuzelas create an atmosphere of sorts, it’s just not a FOOTBALL atmosphere. We need singing and chanting and cheering and booing to make the game come alive. So I reckon that the games are probably not that bad actually – it’s just that we can’t hear the reactions of the crowd over the sound of the vuvuzelas, so it feels like there’s no atmosphere at all, and that makes the games feel very flat.

That’s my theory, anyway. Or maybe it really has just been the dullest show on earth so far.

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New logo, at last!

2010 June 4
by Alison Neale

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